Feather or Not, Here It Comes!

"Never Make An Ostrich A Witness For the Defense"

When ostriches forget...
They decidedly thrust their heads 'neath the sand
Thus disregarding what has been officially declared in front of their
Very beaks
They have no time for quibbles
Such petty things do not alarm them
As if waking from a perpetual hangover
The ostrich has no memory
And could definitely not recall
Where they were at the time in question
Much less how the defendant ended up with the murder weapon.

The Superadaptive Sheep of Aruba could snuba in its midst
Yet the mighty ostrich would be at a loss for words
Those birds
Are indubitably destined for my fist

But they'll still love me tomorrow.
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-Dr. A. Gonzo Garbonzo suggests: Radiohead - Hail To the Thief
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